{"id":8280,"date":"2022-07-21T09:19:56","date_gmt":"2022-07-21T09:19:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.obsessedbynature.com\/blog\/?p=8280"},"modified":"2022-07-22T16:29:04","modified_gmt":"2022-07-22T16:29:04","slug":"songs-for-the-end-of-the-earth-1-old-macdonald-had-a-pesticide-sprayer-e-i-e-i-o","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.obsessedbynature.com\/blog\/2022\/07\/21\/songs-for-the-end-of-the-earth-1-old-macdonald-had-a-pesticide-sprayer-e-i-e-i-o\/","title":{"rendered":"Songs for the End of the Earth #1: Old Macdonald had a Pesticide Sprayer (E-I-E-I-O)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!
And on that Farm he had a Pesticide Sprayer<\/strong> (E-I-E-I-O)
With a Pssssssssssssssst Pssssssssssssssst<\/strong> here,
A Pssssssssssssssst Pssssssssssssssst there,
Here a Pssssssssssssssst,
There a Pssssssssssssssst,
Everywhere a Pssssssssssssssst Pssssssssssssssst!
Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!
And on that Farm he had a Combine Harvester<\/strong> (E-I-E-I-O)
With a Rattle Clank<\/strong> here,
A Rattle Clank there,
Here a Clank,
There a Clank,
Everywhere a Rattle Clank!
Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!
And on that Farm he had a Rotary Muckspreader<\/strong> (E-I-E-I-O)
With a Phlurrrp Phlurrrp <\/strong>here,
A Phlurrrrp Phlurrrp (Splot!) there,
Here a Phlurrrrp,
There a Phlurrrp,
Everywhere a Phlurrrrp Phlurrrp!
Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!
And on that Farm he had a Twelve-Row Seed Drill<\/strong> (E-I-E-I-O)
With a Poke Poke<\/strong> here,
A Poke Poke there,
Here a Poke,
There a Poke,
Everywhere a Poke Poke!
Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!
And on that Farm he had a Center Pivot Irrigator<\/strong> (E-I-E-I-O)
With a Sssssssssssssssssssssss Sssssssssssssssssssssss<\/strong> here,
A Sssssssssssssssssssssss Sssssssssssssssssssssss there,
Here a Sssssssssssssssssssssss,
There a Sssssssssssssssssssssss,
Everywhere a Sssssssssssssssssssssss Sssssssssssssssssssssss!
Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!
And on that Farm he had a Belt-Driven Chicken Feeder<\/strong> (E-I-E-I-O)
With a Rumble Dumble <\/strong>here,
A Rumble Dumble there,
Here a Rumble,
There a Rumble,
Everywhere a Rumble Dumble !
Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!
And on that Farm he had a Spring-Tooth Drag Harrow<\/strong> (E-I-E-I-O)
With a Crumble Bash<\/strong> here,
A Crumble Bash there,
Here a Crumble,
There a Crumble,
Everywhere a Crumble Crumble!
Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!
And on that Farm he had a Manure Management Slurry Tank<\/strong> (E-I-E-I-O)
With a Stinky Poo<\/strong> here,
A Stinky Poo there,
Here a Stink,
There a Stink,
Everywhere a Stink Stink!
Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

See also: <\/em>Songs for the End of the Earth #2:<\/a> We\u2019ve Got the Whole World in our Hands<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!And on that Farm he had a Pesticide Sprayer (E-I-E-I-O)With a Pssssssssssssssst Pssssssssssssssst here,A Pssssssssssssssst Pssssssssssssssst there,Here a Pssssssssssssssst,There a Pssssssssssssssst, Everywhere a Pssssssssssssssst Pssssssssssssssst!Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)! Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!And on that Farm he had a Combine Harvester (E-I-E-I-O)With a Rattle Clank here,A Rattle … Continue reading Songs for the End of the Earth #1: Old Macdonald had a Pesticide Sprayer (E-I-E-I-O)<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[90],"tags":[1702,677,1703,1701],"class_list":["post-8280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-natural-history","tag-ecology","tag-global-warming","tag-mass-extinction","tag-songs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obsessedbynature.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obsessedbynature.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obsessedbynature.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obsessedbynature.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obsessedbynature.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8280"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.obsessedbynature.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8280\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8296,"href":"https:\/\/www.obsessedbynature.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8280\/revisions\/8296"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obsessedbynature.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obsessedbynature.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obsessedbynature.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}